BLEACH drinking game

Note: This is one of the lists in pending from "Sesshomaru's Sanctuary," Revised and just for laughs.

The "BLEACH" Drinking Game:

* Take a drink every time Rukia screams, "Ichigo!"

* Take a drink when Ichigo rushes into something without thinking.

* Take another if Ichigo gets run through the chest and continue if he keeps fighting. (Note: If the amount of alcohol you consume is equal to or greater than the amount of Ichigo's blood-loss, rush yourself to a hospital immediately.)

*take a drink every time someone almost beats Ichigo to a pulp, then he whips out his hollow mask at the last minute and kicks the person's ass.

*chug a bottle every time Ichigo has his butt saved by Rukia, and then get yelled at for being a fool.

* Take a drink every time Ichigo shows up with a new kimono that was destroyed in the previous episode. Start taking shots if you come up with a reasonable explanation for this or until you pass out (whichever comes first).

* Take a drink if all Orihime does is stand on the sidelines and say someone's name. Chug it if that's the only time you see her during the episode.

* Take a drink every time Ichigo gets mad at Rukia for some obscene reason, and chug it if he ends up getting his assed kicked.

* Take a drink if Kon attempts a boob-grab on Rukia, Take two if it's an attempt of Orihime, down the whole bottle if it's an attempt on Matsumoto.

*take a drink every time Shinji get hit with Hiyori's flip-flop

*take a drink every time Nel says "Itsugo".

*take a drink every time grimmjow tries to kill ichigo,chug it if he actually gets close.

* Take a drink every time Kon gets stepped on or kicked into a wall.

* Take a drink every time a hollow shows up behind one of the main characters without them noticing

* down a bottle every time Byakuya makes a death threat.

* Take a drink whenever someone has a flashback.

*take a drink every time someone says "bankai."

* Take drink if Renji shows up demanding a fight from Byakuya. Go for two if he underestimates his captain and loses. Start taking shots if Bya-kun does something unexpectedly nice and no one knows why, and continue until you do come up with a reason (or pass out).

* Take a drink every time Byakuya refers to Rukia as "My, pride."

* Take a drink whenever Byakuya calls something or someone useless. Down it if he eventually ends up using it.

* Take a drink every time Yuzu asks a question; another if no one answers; down it if she just shrugs it off and launches into her own happy monologue.

* Take a drink every time someone screams out an attack and their voice echoes.

* Take a drink if an opponent screams or says, "Nooo!" as he's going down. Keep chugging if he gives a long death speech. Down it if he actually kicks it quietly.

* Take a drink if any character kills a foe with a simple swipe of his zanpaktou who would have (or has or is going to) taken Ichigo an entire episode (if not several) to defeat.

* Take a drink every time a Rukongai neighborhood gets wasted as collateral damage because of some new bad guy on the block. Chug it if you see the faces of these people repeated in later episodes just as crowd fillers (assuming you're not too snockered to differentiate).

* Take a drink every time Ichigo and company come upon someone that needs help.
* Take a drink every time Rukia says "hollow!" in that creepy voice.

* Take a drink every time a group of villains try to kill a main character. Another if they get their butts kicked. Chug it if they were wiped out in one swing.

*take a drink every time Ichigo says "getsuga tenshou!"

*take a drink every time one of the characters starts crying over their past.

* Take a drink if someone/something tries to manipulate Orihime. Two if they're trying to use her to get to Ichigo.

* Take a drink if Aizen sends a new underling to kill Ichigo; take two if he uses someone Ichigo has already defeated. Down it if he actually shows up to the fight himself.

* Down another glass if an enemy simply loses a limb/gets blown up and isn't affected. Start chugging if he does get blown to bits and shows concern.

* Empty the whole liquor cabinet if Ichigo actually succeeds in killing Aizen (Aizen fans may want to skip this step and just commit suicide)